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Offline kalan

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2015, 04:20:20 AM »
Who do you get a cat outta outta a tree
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2015, 04:22:14 AM »
Who?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2015, 04:27:30 AM »
How, dang phone
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2015, 04:28:09 AM »
Ahem...

How?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2015, 04:32:02 AM »
Twelve gauge works best
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2015, 04:35:54 AM »
How do you get an old lady to speed up?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2015, 04:40:31 AM »
How ?
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2015, 04:44:19 AM »
Push her into oncoming traffic

Oh wait that'll slow traffic...

Nevermind ;)
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2015, 04:46:04 AM »
How do you get a sweet little old lady to drop an f-bomb
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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2015, 04:46:47 AM »
How?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2015, 04:49:41 AM »
Get another sweet little old to yell BINGO
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2015, 04:53:21 AM »
How do we stop telling old lady jokes?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2015, 04:58:49 AM »
How, its hard to make two words outta that
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2015, 05:00:10 AM »
Wait an hour and let them die with her.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2015, 05:05:10 AM »
 XD im going to hell for laughing

Why dont you invite a republican to your party
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)
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