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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2015, 05:07:46 AM »
Because I'm democratic.


Jk why?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2015, 05:23:03 AM »
(I was having phone issues sorry)

Because he'll drink all your beer and smoke all your pot
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2015, 05:37:57 AM »
Haha

What's long, hard, fun to suck and sometimes sticky?

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2015, 06:05:39 AM »
Please keep in mind that the forums rules do still apply here.

What's grey?
A melted penguin
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #64 on: April 02, 2015, 07:52:58 PM »
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Q:  What's grey?


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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #65 on: April 14, 2015, 03:38:05 AM »
Is dark humour allowed? I'm good at coming up with really dark and messed up jokes. Mostly because that's what I generally laugh at  X3
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #66 on: April 20, 2015, 02:30:35 PM »
So am I....


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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2015, 08:52:11 AM »
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2015, 02:21:54 AM »
Do you want to hear the worst joke in the world?

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Yeah so do I!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #69 on: April 23, 2015, 02:50:42 AM »
Someone told this to one of the English teachers in my school who loves cats.

What's covered in red and has 2 legs?
Half a cat
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #70 on: April 23, 2015, 02:52:33 AM »
It's someone who comes in a café and splotch.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #71 on: April 23, 2015, 02:53:25 AM »
XD that's terrible XD

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 10 trash cans
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #72 on: April 23, 2015, 02:55:23 AM »
XD I knew that one

Another

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari ?


I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2015, 02:59:26 AM »
OMG!!!

What's the difference between dead babies and Taylor Swift?

She's still whining
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2015, 03:01:55 AM »
In which trash bin shall we put dead babies in France ?


Thay'll take 10 years before seeing the proposition.
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