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Offline Cheza

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #75 on: April 23, 2015, 03:49:34 AM »
How do you get 10 babies to fit in one crib?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #76 on: April 23, 2015, 03:52:19 AM »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a chainsaw

Nothing the two are natural pairs
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #77 on: April 23, 2015, 03:54:23 AM »
Whats funnier than a dead baby

A dead baby in a clown costume
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #78 on: April 23, 2015, 03:57:09 AM »
What's the difference between a mailbox and an elephant-butt?

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Remind me to never ever send you to go pick up the mail o-o
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #79 on: April 23, 2015, 03:59:11 AM »
9/11 jokes are twice as bad as dead baby jokes, and just plane stupid though
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #80 on: April 23, 2015, 04:00:44 AM »
That's pretty mean dude, Anne Frankly I did Nazi that coming
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #81 on: April 23, 2015, 04:00:53 AM »
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The pilot, let me in!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #82 on: April 23, 2015, 04:03:54 AM »
I would make a nazi joke...but my thinker is almost out of jews
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #83 on: April 23, 2015, 04:10:00 AM »
I'd like to end my days the same way my grandpa did, peacefully in my sleep..
Not screaming and panicking like the passengers in his car..
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #84 on: April 23, 2015, 04:12:16 AM »
How do you clean up 6 million jews?  A broom and a dust pan.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #85 on: April 23, 2015, 04:15:05 AM »
I've always feared farting around jews...I always thought they would take my gas the wrong way
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #86 on: April 23, 2015, 06:11:07 AM »
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #87 on: April 23, 2015, 03:17:41 PM »
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
 it takes... Oooohhh butterfly!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #88 on: April 23, 2015, 06:41:39 PM »
What do you call a camel with no humps

Humphrey
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #89 on: April 26, 2015, 03:07:47 PM »
There is a bathroom with a magic mirror. The mirror is magic that if you lie to the mirror you will disappear forever.

A model walks into the bathroom and starts washing his hands, he looks to himself in the mirror and goes "I am the most beautiful person in the world" and POOF he disappears.

A computer programer walks into the bathroom and starts washing his hands, he looks to himself in the mirror and goes "I am the smartest person in the world" and POOF he disappears.

A politician walks into the bathroom and starts washing his hands, he looks to himself in the mirror and goes "I think..." and POOF he disappears.
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