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Crazy Moral Guardians
« on: February 15, 2015, 05:46:22 AM »
We all know 'em, we all hate 'em; people who feel the need to ban anything they don't like, especially what others find enjoyable, because it's somehow "dangerous", "sinful", or "youth-corrupting." They're typically extremely religious, over-protective of children, and sometimes wearing thick tin-foil hats (figuratively... usually). And for the most crazy, their devotion to making the world squeaky clean can cause even more chaos and destruction!

Now you can be one yourself!

Welcome to the Crazy Moral Guardians club! Tell us what you think should be illegal and why, and you can also discuss and add onto others' ideas. The crazier the better! Just keep it PG-13. Think of the children!

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Toenail clipping should be banned. The clippings are way too sharp. What if you leave one on the floor and you step on it with your bare foot? It's awful!
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Re: Crazy Moral Guardians
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2015, 12:52:52 PM »
This thread is a MONSTER! Making fun of people for trying ban sinful and harmful things!! I can not support this thread in any way!

This THREAD SHOULD BE LOCKED and everyone involved BANNED!

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Think of the children!

(( I cant help but wonder how long intill we slam head first into Poe's law  >.> ))
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2015, 01:33:04 PM »
Poe's Law should be banned, how DARE someone called "Poe" DARE to try and tell us what WE'LL do. I'm being entirely serious at the moment
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2015, 02:59:09 PM »
We should ban Newton's flaming lazor sword while we're at it!
I've heard it's being used in schools!
Someone could get hurt!
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Re: Crazy Moral Guardians
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2015, 03:46:48 PM »
The picture of the girl in a dress on the bathroom doors that can cause confusion for young people seriously get rid of it bathroom doors should just say boys and girls
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Re: Crazy Moral Guardians
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2015, 04:17:14 PM »
Bathroom doors SHOULDN'T say "Boy" and "Girl" because that's not inclusive to the trans community

(Not necessarily saying this is Crazy)
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2015, 04:56:57 PM »
I don't think there should be bathrooms. Our ancestors didn't have them so why should we?
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2015, 04:59:14 PM »
I don't think we should talk model our life from our Ancestors, I mean they died! They obviously did something wrong!
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2015, 05:02:11 PM »
They also didn't have guns and nukes!
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2015, 05:03:34 PM »
 death is a horrible thing!

I am going to go to the government to ban this abomination against nature known as "death!". we should all live forever.
 
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2015, 05:04:08 PM »
I think we shouldn't say "guns" or "nukes" in a conversation, there may be innocent youths around that might want to check out these "guns" and "nukes"!
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Re: Crazy Moral Guardians
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2015, 09:05:22 PM »
It is illegal firearms modifications like THIS that are ruining the nation! Ban assault weapons! (Even though they already are! We need to ban weapons that LOOK like then to! Think of the children!)

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Re: Crazy Moral Guardians
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2015, 12:34:23 AM »
Why aren't men allowed in the women's restroom? THAT'S DISCRIMINATI0N!!
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Re: Crazy Moral Guardians
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2015, 10:53:28 PM »
I hear a lot of think of the children.  Maybe it would be better if we weren't worried about them all the time.  I say BAN those children!  Stupid children, think of the adults!


And is that a picture of a girl in a dress on those toilets I always assumed it was a Darth Vader silhouette.  Ban dresses!!


Think of the Sith Lords!
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2015, 04:38:39 AM »
Forks! They're really sharp as well! Kids should not be eating with those because they can hurt themselves! BAN THEM.

They should use chopsticks instead.

Wait, a kid can poke his eye out with one. Nevermind. Ban chopsticks too.
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