Fortunately, Unfortunately

[TheEndIsNearUs]

There's a board for this on Flight Rising that is wickedly entertaining, so I thought it would be fun to start one here

How the game works: One person posts a statement beginning with "fortunately," and the next posts a follow up statement beginning with "unfortunately," and etc.
Example:
You order a pizza.
Fortunately, they have all the toppings you want in stock.
Unfortunately, it's an hour late arriving.
Fortunately, it is very tasty.
Unfortunately, you forgot that you are lactose intolerant and are now feeling quite ill
...and so on.

Let us begin with the initial sentence, and see where our poor player ends up.

You step outside of your house to begin your first day of your new job.

[MrRazot]

Unfortunately it's raining acid again

[TheEndIsNearUs]

Fortunately, you brought your acid-proof umbrella.

[MrRazot]

Unfortunately it had a hole in one side

[Zarconite]

Fortunately, you're inside so it doesn't matter

[Trixsie Vixen]

Unfortunately your house is on top of a sink hole

[Zarconite]

Fortunately, you have already sold that house and plan on moving into a new house

[Angder]

Unfortunately your new house is on fire.

[Zarconite]

Fortunately, you live next to the fire service and they put out the fire before it did much damage

[WolfRabbit]

Unfortunately, they used all the water in your city to put your house out

[Zarconite]

Fortunately, there is a storm incoming that will replenish the city's reservoir

[Angder]

Unfortunately, it will replenish it with acid rather than water.

[WolfRabbit]

Fortunately, the city people can drink acid because houses burn down alot

[Zarconite]

Unfortunately, the new acid rain is stronger than the previous, so all the buildings start to collapse

[kalan]

Fortunately you have an acid proof bomb shelter