Fortunately, Unfortunately

[TheEndIsNearUs]

Unfortunately, only citizens made of mega blocks are allowed in

[White Wolf Guardian]

Fortunately the megablocks citizens checked their privilege.

[Gone forever]

Unfortunately they can't open the gates to let you in

[Angder]

Fortunately its made of blocks, so you just take it apart, and step through the hole.

[Trixsie Vixen]

Unfortunately, they think you are made of Kre-O blocks

[MrRazot]

Fortunately they therefore want to study you, not harm you.

[Grovygrunge]

Unfortunately, by study they mean cut open, but they'll make sure you're unconscious first so you still technically won't be harmed

[Angder]

Fortunately, they pay you for your troubles. and are careful not to kill you.

[Gone forever]

Unfortunately, the procedure lasts two months.

[Angder]

Fortunately(?), given all the acid rain and sharks, losing two months probably is not as bad as it sounds.

It will give the world time to be a little less crazy...

[MrRazot]

Unfortunately when you wake up 2 months later, the world is now under water

[Gone forever]

Fortunately the megablock people were trying to keep you alive so they added gills to your system

[MrRazot]

Unfortunately the water is heavily pouted and leads to poisoning

[Gone forever]

Fortunately you found a chest that for some reason holds the serum that nurses you back to normal health

[MrRazot]

Unfortunately you've woken up the mutant poison acid sharks