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Offline kalan

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #240 on: March 27, 2015, 02:55:48 AM »
Unfortunately the shark is now right on top of you
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #241 on: March 27, 2015, 03:01:29 AM »
Fortunately the shark can no longer hold itself so it falls on you
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #242 on: March 27, 2015, 03:02:50 AM »
Unfortunately it crushes you
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #243 on: March 28, 2015, 06:21:06 AM »
Fortunately your shark proof and balance it on your head
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #244 on: March 28, 2015, 07:43:01 AM »
Unfortunately, a man runs at you screaming "ALLAH ACKBAR!"
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #245 on: March 28, 2015, 11:33:19 AM »
Fortunately the shark eats him in one bite.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #246 on: March 28, 2015, 03:17:58 PM »
Unfortunately he becomes the shark XD
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #247 on: March 28, 2015, 10:59:13 PM »
Fortunately, sharks don't believe in religion. still wants to kill you though, just for shark reasons
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #248 on: March 28, 2015, 11:01:13 PM »
Unfortunately your religion forbids the punching of sharks.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #249 on: March 28, 2015, 11:22:48 PM »
Fortunately, you suffer from cognitive dissonance and so think it's okay to punch sharks at the same time as thinking it is not (actually that's not very fortunate)
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #250 on: March 29, 2015, 12:44:16 AM »
Unfortunately you broke both your hands
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #251 on: March 30, 2015, 07:38:13 PM »
Fortunately you still put the sharks down
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #252 on: March 30, 2015, 09:54:00 PM »
Unfortunately a rabid wolverine appears
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I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #253 on: March 31, 2015, 02:40:45 AM »
Fortunately, you brought your trusty AimbotGun™, and you are able to 1337h4x your way to victory against the wolverine!


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #254 on: March 31, 2015, 02:46:47 AM »
Unfortunately that was only level one
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