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Offline Smitty the Airship Pirate

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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1530 on: January 29, 2008, 11:27:06 PM »
* hands Blackout warm oil in a oil drum *
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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1531 on: January 29, 2008, 11:38:04 PM »
"Unfortuantly since we have no sense of taste oil only serves a practical purpose for us; Fuel." Blackout kindly takes the drum and begins siphoning it.

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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1532 on: January 29, 2008, 11:54:50 PM »
* hands Blackout a cyborg's tongue *
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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1533 on: January 29, 2008, 11:59:26 PM »
" I am not a cyborg, nor can I make use of such a tongue because the lack of 'plugs' (if I had a USB adapter...) which would be able to interface with it and my mouth only serves the purpose of talking." He threw the empty drum aside.

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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1534 on: January 30, 2008, 12:01:01 AM »
*hands Blackout a cyborg engineer*
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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1535 on: January 30, 2008, 12:02:56 AM »
Blackout sighs and says "Smitty, get the message. I'm fine without being able to taste things, and besides sometimes I wonder how you humans get on without some of the things I have."

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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1536 on: January 30, 2008, 12:15:55 AM »
"Like...? please clarify"
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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1537 on: January 30, 2008, 12:22:19 AM »
(You changed your name. A bit more fitting.)
"Thermal vision, for example. How can humans nor furries know that you're wasting 749 joules of thermal energy every minute?" Blackout asked.

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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1538 on: January 30, 2008, 12:23:12 AM »
"..wike..he has bolts an' stuff right?......we dont...an' he needs em' eh?..." i crossed meh arms feeling smarticles



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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1539 on: January 30, 2008, 12:24:40 AM »
Smarticles isn't a word so therefore you are not smarticles... *makes you feel dumb..*
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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1540 on: January 30, 2008, 12:26:45 AM »
"Bolts?" Blackout was pretty sure he knew, but wanted confirmation.

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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1541 on: January 30, 2008, 12:28:41 AM »
i kicked smittieh in teh shin, "..ya..wayta raise meh confidence eh?.."



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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1542 on: January 30, 2008, 12:43:58 AM »
Are you talking about my arm-mounted energy cannon?" He popped it out for show.

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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1543 on: January 30, 2008, 01:00:01 AM »
"hmm...I'm thinking he's saying bolts as in like fasteners...that hold you together..."

"well...we furries have night vision...and an excellent sense of hearing taste and smell and sight..."

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Re: Food fight!
« Reply #1544 on: January 30, 2008, 01:03:33 AM »
"Oh okay, and I guess you guys do have an advantage when it somes to smell and taste."

 

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