Matthias blinked. "Well then, that girl must've been fireproof," he said, sighing. "Normally, the fire can burn anyone who's sinned or plans to sin. It would probably work on the other man, but..." He thought for a moment. "...The girl was a sergal, wasn't she? I've encountered her before; The flames would definitely not work on her since it's sort of in her nature to kill. As for the recordings, you should probably put them on a secret flash drive. Alternately, I could hold onto them for you in... my dimension, and you could pretend that you destroyed them." He sighed. "Sorry about the burns; You must have committed some minor sins. Anyway, we should get out of here soon unless you wish to face those two again." He picked up Tybalt and, after a moment's consideration, unsheathed Dragomir. "No killing," he murmured to the sword.
Aw, COME ON!
"I mean it." Matthias briefly glared at the sword before looking at Angder and Andrew. "Can you two walk?"
The cat sighed. "Memories," she said. "Very fond, very sad memories." She walked upstairs slowly. "What kind of sandwich would you like?"
(... I'm wondering if maybe Matthias was a good choice for this. o-o Then again, the other choice would've been Zephyr, and while he can get hurt, he's also immortal. And harbors a metal demon inside him. And has a magic grasscutter sword/chainsaw/sword and a lot of weapons and vehicles at his disposal. Also, he kinda... knows other Creepypasta monsters, so it wouldn't have been fair.)