Dear Angder, and/or Kalan and/or Zarconite
We from Boop BV want offer you this great new product called, A boop.
The boop has the newest boop and boop technology which means that the boop will follow you everywhere. You heard it right everywhere.
Do you accept this product, of course you do. The boop will be sended to your home in thingy.
Enjoy your boop
Yours sincerely
Mr. Xa