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Offline Rocco Rex

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1245 on: May 24, 2016, 07:30:25 AM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1246 on: May 24, 2016, 02:36:11 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1247 on: May 24, 2016, 03:19:35 PM »
*Receives Money.*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1248 on: May 24, 2016, 03:53:39 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1249 on: May 24, 2016, 05:31:12 PM »
Gets me Morimoto. You so lucky!


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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1250 on: May 24, 2016, 05:37:14 PM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1251 on: May 24, 2016, 06:02:14 PM »
Gets an angry machete who swears to avenge anyone who wrongs you. (the character btw)


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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
Lord Frosty Butt

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1252 on: May 24, 2016, 06:03:55 PM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1253 on: May 24, 2016, 06:08:52 PM »
Gets a hug from styxx XD

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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
Lord Frosty Butt

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1254 on: May 24, 2016, 06:11:09 PM »

*hugs back*


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1255 on: May 24, 2016, 06:34:28 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1256 on: May 24, 2016, 07:16:58 PM »
The world explodes from cuteness. See what you did there! Dont be putting so much cuteness condensed in such a tiny form into a possessed vending machine XD

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Mak tal shree! Lok tak. Mekta satak Styxx! Mok tal Styxx kree!
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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
Lord Frosty Butt

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1257 on: May 24, 2016, 08:41:41 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1258 on: May 25, 2016, 06:26:49 AM »
Gets a toy gun.

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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
Lord Frosty Butt

:^3

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1259 on: May 25, 2016, 06:28:36 AM »

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