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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1320 on: May 31, 2016, 08:27:10 PM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1321 on: May 31, 2016, 08:44:27 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1322 on: May 31, 2016, 08:51:31 PM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1323 on: June 01, 2016, 04:59:29 AM »

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Impossible. Uranium has to be highly enriched to become weapons grade, and you must reach critical mass first, and you must have something to start the chain reaction, and it would take a LOT more weapons grade Uranium that just two pounds, and the two pounds I entered were natural ore, no where near weapons grade. And if you are talking am fusion bomb, you also need extreme temperature, and Plutonium is strongly recommended.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1324 on: June 01, 2016, 05:37:52 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1325 on: June 01, 2016, 07:33:43 AM »

Impossible. Uranium has to be highly enriched to become weapons grade, and you must reach critical mass first, and you must have something to start the chain reaction, and it would take a LOT more weapons grade Uranium that just two pounds, and the two pounds I entered were natural ore, no where near weapons grade. And if you are talking am fusion bomb, you also need extreme temperature, and Plutonium is strongly recommended.

Right, but this thread doesn't make any sense, invalidating all impossibilies. This thread messes with everything that is scientific, thus making it possible.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1326 on: June 01, 2016, 03:12:25 PM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1327 on: June 01, 2016, 03:14:10 PM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1328 on: June 01, 2016, 03:24:36 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1329 on: June 01, 2016, 03:26:09 PM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1330 on: June 01, 2016, 03:28:58 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1331 on: June 01, 2016, 03:29:42 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1332 on: June 01, 2016, 03:32:04 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1333 on: June 01, 2016, 05:18:31 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1334 on: June 01, 2016, 05:21:26 PM »

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