The vending machine

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*receives some foot de-odoriser*


*Inserts a knife*

[Rocco Rex]

Receives a flower and a poem

Inserts a charging cord

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*receives a charger for the Iphone 325*




*Inserts a hockey puck*

[Rocco Rex]

Receives three teeth


Inserts silly putty

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*machine tells you a joke*


*Inserts a gold brick*

[Rocco Rex]

Receives a piece of paper


Inserts Tumblr

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*machine dies*


*inserts a vending machine*

[Rocco Rex]

Receives nothing, machine is dead.


Sets up a new machine and inserts dead one

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*recieves a headstone reading "Here lies vending machine no.2534. He was a good men. RIP in pepperoni."*




*inserts a TV*

[Ibi Tanvaal]

*Receives newspaper with headline about vending machines being filled with strange items*

*Inserts a power cable*

[Ibi Tanvaal]

Receives a fox cub.

Inserts a raw steak

[Ibi Tanvaal]

Receives lawsuit about stuffing people into vending machines.

Inserts Sandor.

[Ibi Tanvaal]

Receives Lego jewellery.

Inserts knock-off Lego

[Ibi Tanvaal]

-Processing your request-

Inserts CD

[Rocco Rex]

Receives a message that your computer was hacked, which then hacked into the White House, Pentagon, Kremlin, Sydney Opera House, British Palace, and Parliament before self destructing in a spectacular ball of flame.


Inserts a globe