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Offline Kara

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1575 on: July 18, 2016, 04:06:33 PM »

Receives 5 dollars.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1576 on: July 18, 2016, 04:08:26 PM »
Receives a broken link


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"This site can’t be reached


http’s server DNS address could not be found.
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN"
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1577 on: July 18, 2016, 04:11:16 PM »

receives an internet provider scam.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1578 on: July 18, 2016, 04:18:50 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1579 on: July 18, 2016, 04:20:28 PM »

receives a pumpkin


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1580 on: July 18, 2016, 04:26:31 PM »
receives a Jack-o'-lantern


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1581 on: July 18, 2016, 05:23:55 PM »
Receives Illuminati confirmed
(You won't get away from me, Jest!)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1582 on: July 18, 2016, 05:34:34 PM »
Receives a judgment of self defense (reference to song The Coin Machine)


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1583 on: July 18, 2016, 05:38:31 PM »
Receives cash

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1584 on: July 18, 2016, 05:45:06 PM »
Receives :/;@":26'zdj;/3[[[error]]],|\~€<}

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1585 on: July 18, 2016, 05:57:37 PM »
Receives value for nothing


Inserts a free lunch
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1586 on: July 18, 2016, 06:02:52 PM »
Receives a paid lunch.

Inserts happiness.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1587 on: July 18, 2016, 06:35:41 PM »
Receives a great tragedy.

Inserts the antidote
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1588 on: July 18, 2016, 06:46:20 PM »
Receives a bezoar


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1589 on: July 18, 2016, 06:56:25 PM »
Receives chevon. (That's goat meat if you didn't know.)

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