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Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 86105 times)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1860 on: September 02, 2016, 12:00:26 AM »
Receives ten different movie series based around two separate universes in that franchise.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1861 on: September 02, 2016, 12:02:52 AM »
*Receives a full suit of Armor... minus the shield*


*Inserts the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1862 on: September 02, 2016, 12:05:20 AM »
Receives a copy of Worms Armageddon on steam

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1863 on: September 02, 2016, 12:15:50 AM »
Gets and orange bomb.

Inserts a bullet.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1864 on: September 02, 2016, 12:18:12 AM »
*receives that same bullet... to the face*


*Inserts Arachnophobia*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1865 on: September 02, 2016, 12:33:45 AM »
Recieve 'Straya

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1866 on: September 02, 2016, 12:35:18 AM »
*Receives a downward spiral...*


*Inserts Democrat party*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1867 on: September 02, 2016, 12:36:18 AM »
Recieve pile of thrash


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1868 on: September 02, 2016, 12:37:44 AM »
Gets a mutant spider.

Inserts Transphasic Torpedo.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1869 on: September 02, 2016, 12:38:10 AM »
*vending machine keels over and dies*


*Inserts the skewed poll results of the liberal media*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1870 on: September 02, 2016, 12:39:23 AM »
Recieve 24 coverage done by CNN untill the next skewed poll
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1871 on: September 02, 2016, 12:40:18 AM »
Receives media nightmare

Inserts cookie dough
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1872 on: September 02, 2016, 12:41:37 AM »
*Recives a slip of paper that says "yum"*


*Inserts all the people who think the IRA are religious terrorists of the Catholic faith*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1873 on: September 02, 2016, 12:42:58 AM »
Recieve Belfast Walls


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1874 on: September 02, 2016, 12:44:13 AM »
Receives the "I like trains" kid.


Insert candidate centered campaigns
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