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Offline Ibi Tanvaal

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1935 on: September 07, 2016, 03:03:31 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1936 on: September 07, 2016, 05:38:33 PM »
Gets a box of candy.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1937 on: September 07, 2016, 05:43:16 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1938 on: September 07, 2016, 05:44:11 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1939 on: September 07, 2016, 11:50:48 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1940 on: September 08, 2016, 01:10:03 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1941 on: September 08, 2016, 01:10:49 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1942 on: September 08, 2016, 01:12:07 AM »
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A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1943 on: September 08, 2016, 01:14:56 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1944 on: September 08, 2016, 04:22:11 AM »
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When people are lost they turn to the man who  acts like he knows the way out,  when the truth is he knows less than them. ~ John McMillan Original War

"Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself" -Unknown.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1945 on: September 08, 2016, 04:29:08 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1946 on: September 08, 2016, 07:20:27 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1947 on: September 08, 2016, 07:23:55 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1948 on: September 08, 2016, 07:26:04 AM »
Quote from: Mara Arakh on September 08, 2016, 07:23:55 AM
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 0:) Didn't even cross my mind  XD

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1949 on: September 08, 2016, 08:01:51 AM »
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