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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2070 on: September 21, 2016, 07:12:47 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2071 on: September 21, 2016, 07:17:27 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2072 on: September 21, 2016, 11:41:05 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2073 on: September 22, 2016, 12:57:05 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2074 on: September 22, 2016, 06:29:02 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2075 on: September 22, 2016, 08:08:41 AM »
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Uhh..Lord I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.........................  Amen. ~ 'Dutch' Halo3 ODST.

We all go through peroids of darkness. In such times we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends ~  Joshua Graham , Fallout New Vegas, Honest Hearts.

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"Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself" -Unknown.

"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes" ~William Shatter, Airplane II 

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2076 on: September 22, 2016, 04:22:57 PM »

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2077 on: September 22, 2016, 05:13:26 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2078 on: September 22, 2016, 08:27:51 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2079 on: September 23, 2016, 12:37:12 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2080 on: September 23, 2016, 01:52:58 AM »
Uhh..Lord I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.........................  Amen. ~ 'Dutch' Halo3 ODST.

We all go through peroids of darkness. In such times we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends ~  Joshua Graham , Fallout New Vegas, Honest Hearts.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2081 on: September 23, 2016, 05:36:59 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2082 on: September 23, 2016, 07:12:09 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2083 on: September 23, 2016, 10:58:48 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2084 on: September 23, 2016, 03:10:31 PM »
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