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Offline John "Alpha" Fox

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #270 on: October 19, 2015, 02:59:17 PM »
recieves a pelican trying to push product placement...


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #271 on: October 19, 2015, 03:00:28 PM »
Receives disappointment


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #272 on: October 19, 2015, 03:04:56 PM »
receives a paw...


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #273 on: October 19, 2015, 03:05:44 PM »
Receives a can of blue liquid


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #274 on: October 19, 2015, 03:07:54 PM »
recieves a week of no sleep and constant moaning and screaming...


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #275 on: October 19, 2015, 06:18:17 PM »
Received pack of Doritos and a copy of Quickscoping 101 Guide

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #276 on: October 19, 2015, 06:22:30 PM »
Recives a fart.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #277 on: October 19, 2015, 06:27:22 PM »
Received an actual living grumpy cat.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #278 on: October 19, 2015, 08:32:58 PM »
Receives nothing.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #279 on: October 19, 2015, 10:19:30 PM »
Receives the vending machine moan "oh daddy"


*giggles*


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #280 on: October 19, 2015, 10:41:19 PM »
receives a sock puppet that you probably shouldnt put you paw into...  0:)  inserts my dogtags...
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #281 on: October 19, 2015, 10:53:23 PM »
Receives a salute <o^o


Inserts a finger ō3õ
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #282 on: October 19, 2015, 11:01:14 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #283 on: October 19, 2015, 11:08:03 PM »
Receives applause


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #284 on: October 19, 2015, 11:10:15 PM »
Receives an elysian tale (if anyone has played that game)

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