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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2955 on: April 03, 2017, 02:40:36 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2956 on: April 03, 2017, 02:43:10 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2957 on: April 03, 2017, 02:45:52 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2958 on: April 03, 2017, 02:50:22 PM »
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

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The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2959 on: April 03, 2017, 02:53:52 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2960 on: April 04, 2017, 04:33:57 AM »
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
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An invitation to every hand

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If we can believe in one part of it
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2961 on: April 05, 2017, 03:01:43 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2962 on: April 05, 2017, 03:09:18 PM »
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Everything comes from nothing
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Don't be a means to someone's end
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An invitation to every hand

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If we can believe in one part of it
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2963 on: April 08, 2017, 06:00:22 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2964 on: April 08, 2017, 07:50:37 AM »
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Everything comes from nothing
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Don't be a means to someone's end
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An invitation to every hand

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The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2965 on: April 08, 2017, 10:57:05 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2966 on: April 08, 2017, 05:37:51 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2967 on: April 10, 2017, 05:44:02 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2968 on: April 10, 2017, 05:48:05 AM »
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
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The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2969 on: April 10, 2017, 04:37:50 PM »
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