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Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 85984 times)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3390 on: August 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM »
Gets a fat f*** mad scientist who always manages an epic fail in everything he does.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3391 on: August 30, 2017, 09:13:31 PM »
*recives statue of a Sangheili warrior wielding an energy sword defeating a Jiralhanae.*


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3392 on: August 30, 2017, 11:37:47 PM »
*Recieves Grunt (sorry don't know the alien names... I have the two limited edition halo 2 manuals where one is alien and one is human...) dual plasma pistols*


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3393 on: August 31, 2017, 12:25:02 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3394 on: August 31, 2017, 12:37:40 AM »
*Gets a powerbomb*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3395 on: August 31, 2017, 01:03:35 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3396 on: August 31, 2017, 04:47:19 PM »
Receives an interested coin collector!


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3397 on: August 31, 2017, 05:09:39 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3398 on: August 31, 2017, 11:51:52 PM »
Gets an intact window and a note that says "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!"

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3399 on: September 01, 2017, 01:16:48 PM »
*Receives all the 36 lessons of Vivec + a handwritten note from Fa-Nuit-Hen and all the Barons of Move-Like-This*








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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3400 on: September 01, 2017, 02:37:26 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3401 on: September 01, 2017, 03:28:01 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3402 on: September 01, 2017, 06:13:00 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3403 on: September 01, 2017, 06:42:09 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3404 on: September 01, 2017, 06:52:32 PM »
Receives an incinerated ant.


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