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Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 85821 times)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3810 on: November 02, 2017, 04:44:43 PM »
Receives a copy of the Blues Traveler song 'Hook'.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3811 on: November 02, 2017, 06:45:38 PM »
Recieves a weird looking pig approaching at an awfully high velocity...

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3812 on: November 03, 2017, 02:43:48 AM »
receives a Ring of Fire...

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3813 on: November 03, 2017, 03:17:39 AM »
Gets a rock.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3814 on: November 03, 2017, 03:21:46 AM »
gets a weird sense of humor, and a mask....



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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3815 on: November 03, 2017, 03:30:39 AM »
Gets half a bun.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3816 on: November 03, 2017, 03:34:19 AM »
gets a neatly pressed set of tires


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3817 on: November 03, 2017, 05:01:51 AM »
recieves Negan

inserts the fact i havent seen the walking dead
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3818 on: November 03, 2017, 03:31:43 PM »
Gets a swarm of Walking Dead fans with burning torches screaming "Burn the heretic! He hasn't seen the Walking Dead!"

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3819 on: November 03, 2017, 04:03:20 PM »
recieves a 50 year old guy


inserts Mount Rushmore
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3820 on: November 06, 2017, 04:20:17 PM »
Recieves Mt. Everest.


Inserts 10^18301.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3821 on: November 06, 2017, 07:21:13 PM »
Receives the remains of an exploded calculator!

Inserts a footprint in the snow
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3822 on: November 06, 2017, 08:19:16 PM »
recieves a clue


inserts the snow itselfs
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3823 on: November 06, 2017, 11:47:43 PM »
Gets Frozen

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3824 on: November 07, 2017, 04:51:21 AM »
recieves the perfect match


inserts a Jack Skelington mug
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