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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3840 on: November 10, 2017, 09:48:28 AM »
Recieve full blown nuclear warfare.


*Insert minarchism*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3841 on: November 10, 2017, 12:33:47 PM »
Receives Anarchism

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3842 on: November 10, 2017, 01:10:58 PM »
*recieve Max Stirner to end it all*

Inserts some quote

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3843 on: November 10, 2017, 01:15:13 PM »
Receives a standing ovation

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3844 on: November 10, 2017, 01:18:38 PM »
Recieve nothing due to the lack of a proper inserted quantity.


*inserts lean management*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3845 on: November 10, 2017, 01:21:48 PM »
*receives WORKERS SLACKING OFF*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3846 on: November 10, 2017, 01:23:06 PM »
Recieve some funky .bat file.

*insert Laissez-faire economics*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3847 on: November 10, 2017, 01:25:53 PM »
*Receives reaganomics*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3848 on: November 10, 2017, 01:27:43 PM »
No operation happens.


*Insert a Bitcoin program to double all Bitcoin when the price of a bitcoin hits 5:1 the value of 2011*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3849 on: November 10, 2017, 01:29:23 PM »
*Receives 256-SHA encryption with public-private key cryptography... Good luck!*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3850 on: November 10, 2017, 01:30:48 PM »
*Recieve quantum physics models that weren't possible for a long time.*

*Insert a massive shortsale on financial institutions and their stock, mixed with a global run on the bank*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3851 on: November 10, 2017, 01:31:50 PM »
*Receives a Recession!*

*Inserts Price controls*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3852 on: November 10, 2017, 01:38:59 PM »
*recieve fixed inflation rate*
*Inserts devaluation that uses following function= Y=X²*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3853 on: November 10, 2017, 01:43:11 PM »
*Receives quadratic expansion?*

*Inserts a scientific theory with no evidence*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3854 on: November 10, 2017, 01:43:54 PM »
*recieve massive tabloid publication*

*insert shortsale regulations*

 

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