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Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 85789 times)

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Offline Romulan_Furry

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3915 on: November 20, 2017, 10:30:42 PM »
Gets time.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3916 on: November 21, 2017, 04:55:43 AM »
insert the speed of light squared and youll get energie


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3917 on: November 23, 2017, 04:45:17 PM »
Gets a one year pass to disneyworld!


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3918 on: November 23, 2017, 09:30:54 PM »
Gets an excessive amount of food and a nightmare of dishes to wash.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3919 on: November 24, 2017, 05:02:14 AM »
recieves an empty plate along side a message: "sorry" :P


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3920 on: November 25, 2017, 12:23:29 AM »
Receives a note asking, "What do you want?"

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3921 on: November 25, 2017, 05:41:50 AM »
recieves some other thing you can battle with


inserts a note saying "i want a switch for that €329,99"
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3922 on: November 25, 2017, 12:10:39 PM »
Receives a light switch in the shape of the statue of liberty.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3923 on: November 26, 2017, 04:58:15 AM »
recieves €10


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3924 on: November 27, 2017, 09:27:07 AM »
Receives anger, stereotypes, and the Internet

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3925 on: November 27, 2017, 10:27:17 AM »
Recieves 12 and a half tumblr-wave feminists.




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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3926 on: November 27, 2017, 10:35:10 AM »
Receives airship with customized weapons and munition.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3927 on: November 27, 2017, 10:51:45 AM »
Recieves a very happy horse, with some weird guy dressed in red and gold drapes, and some scary gold scimitar or something on top of it, followed by an army of people with their faces painted black, wearing traditional spanish clothing.

But, they're giving you cookies and candy, soo they're probably friendly...





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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3928 on: November 28, 2017, 04:51:08 AM »
recieves a heart attack


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3929 on: November 29, 2017, 02:10:36 AM »
Gets those same glasses back - fixed.

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