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Offline Ara Av-Toa

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4500 on: July 31, 2018, 07:57:20 PM »
Receives a square.

Inserts an empty bottle.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4501 on: July 31, 2018, 11:06:54 PM »
rec water

ins shrunken head
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4502 on: August 03, 2018, 07:33:40 AM »
Receives a headless skeleton model.

Inserts a fingernail.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4503 on: September 10, 2018, 12:14:18 PM »
Gets toenail

Inserts self
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4504 on: September 10, 2018, 04:42:32 PM »
gets fifty dollars
inserts gift
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4505 on: September 10, 2018, 04:47:29 PM »
*gets a nuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds*  >:3

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4506 on: September 10, 2018, 05:13:44 PM »
Gets a feline.

Inserts some abstract modern art.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4507 on: September 10, 2018, 10:05:49 PM »
Receives a toddler's drawing. You saw no difference...

Inserts a spider web.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4508 on: September 11, 2018, 01:51:37 AM »
Gets a diamond sword with knockback V


Inserts a lock of my fur.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4509 on: September 11, 2018, 11:10:38 AM »
You got a jammed vending machine that doesn't work because you just tryed to put hair in it.

Inserts a quarter.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4510 on: September 14, 2018, 05:14:19 PM »
Receives a penny with a note: "I'm greedy."

Inserts a football/soccer ball (use word for your language)
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4511 on: September 14, 2018, 06:06:50 PM »
Gets a plastic trophy


Inserts ribs
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4512 on: September 15, 2018, 11:52:03 AM »
The coin slot is too small for the ribs. It rejects your offer.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4513 on: September 21, 2018, 08:18:06 PM »
gets a yen.

Inserts a pig.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4514 on: September 23, 2018, 10:22:46 PM »
What the heck!? You tried to shove a poor animal into a vending machine!? What is wrong with you!? *nipped" ... Okay, I'll stop.

You got Hawaiian style ham cooked on a spit.

Inserts an ostrich egg.
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