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Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 83413 times)

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Offline Dante Zairou

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #780 on: December 17, 2015, 07:38:43 PM »
*Receives check for a billion dollars*


*inserts wooden shoe*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #781 on: December 17, 2015, 07:42:20 PM »
Receives a clog


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Offline Dante Zairou

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #782 on: December 17, 2015, 07:45:18 PM »
*receives the entire united states millitary*




*inserts Russia*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #783 on: December 17, 2015, 10:58:42 PM »
*revives vodka, and some borscht*


*Inserts Soviet Union* 

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #784 on: December 18, 2015, 12:42:00 AM »
Receives Ukraine, Belarus, Lativa, Lithuania, and Estonia

Inserts a fish
I did the thing! Am I cool now?

Please love me *curls into ball*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #785 on: December 18, 2015, 12:44:58 AM »
*receives some overpriced sushi*


*Inserts 40 pages of a book about conspiracies I am making. (Of course it will be longer... im still writing)*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #786 on: December 18, 2015, 12:46:08 AM »
Receives aliens

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Please love me *curls into ball*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #787 on: December 18, 2015, 12:49:44 AM »
*gets some headache medicine*


*Inserts the alien's mouth. (The inner one)*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #788 on: December 18, 2015, 05:31:24 AM »
*recieves flamethrower*



 *inserts Vladimir Putin *

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #789 on: December 18, 2015, 06:21:08 AM »
*revives gilded bear mount*


*inserts red hot charcoal*
Vinny and Firox are the cute ones of TFF tbh

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #790 on: December 18, 2015, 01:47:38 PM »
Receives a barbecued walrus


Inserts a fresh walrus

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #791 on: December 18, 2015, 11:03:30 PM »
Receives Robbaz, King of Sweden


Inserts a tube of pringles
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #792 on: December 18, 2015, 11:06:23 PM »
*Gets a potato*


*Inserts an EMP grenade*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #793 on: December 18, 2015, 11:09:06 PM »
*Recieves a live grenade..*
..

SHH..!

*Quickly inserts the live grenade*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #794 on: December 18, 2015, 11:14:10 PM »
*gets a bunch of parts that used to be part of the machine*


*Inserts duct tape*  :P That will fix it.

 

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