Author Topic: The vending machine (Read 85741 times)

Dante Zairou · « **Reply #780 on:** December 17, 2015, 07:38:43 PM »

*Receives check for a billion dollars*

*inserts wooden shoe*

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #781 on:** December 17, 2015, 07:42:20 PM »

Receives a clog

Inserts a sabot

Dante Zairou · « **Reply #782 on:** December 17, 2015, 07:45:18 PM »

*receives the entire united states millitary*

*inserts Russia*

Penguins@StanleyCup · « **Reply #783 on:** December 17, 2015, 10:58:42 PM »

*revives vodka, and some borscht*

*Inserts Soviet Union*

Laila · « **Reply #784 on:** December 18, 2015, 12:42:00 AM »

Receives Ukraine, Belarus, Lativa, Lithuania, and Estonia

Inserts a fish

Penguins@StanleyCup · « **Reply #785 on:** December 18, 2015, 12:44:58 AM »

*receives some overpriced sushi*

*Inserts 40 pages of a book about conspiracies I am making. (Of course it will be longer... im still writing)*

Laila · « **Reply #786 on:** December 18, 2015, 12:46:08 AM »

Receives aliens

Inserts a migraine

Penguins@StanleyCup · « **Reply #787 on:** December 18, 2015, 12:49:44 AM »

*gets some headache medicine*

*Inserts the alien's mouth. (The inner one)*

Dante Zairou · « **Reply #788 on:** December 18, 2015, 05:31:24 AM »

*recieves flamethrower*

*inserts Vladimir Putin *

Vinny · « **Reply #789 on:** December 18, 2015, 06:21:08 AM »

*revives gilded bear mount*

*inserts red hot charcoal*

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #790 on:** December 18, 2015, 01:47:38 PM »

Receives a barbecued walrus

Inserts a fresh walrus

Zarconite · « **Reply #791 on:** December 18, 2015, 11:03:30 PM »

Receives Robbaz, King of Sweden

Inserts a tube of pringles

Penguins@StanleyCup · « **Reply #792 on:** December 18, 2015, 11:06:23 PM »

*Gets a potato*

*Inserts an EMP grenade*

Zarconite · « **Reply #793 on:** December 18, 2015, 11:09:06 PM »

*Recieves a live grenade..*
..

SHH..!

*Quickly inserts the live grenade*

Penguins@StanleyCup · « **Reply #794 on:** December 18, 2015, 11:14:10 PM »

*gets a bunch of parts that used to be part of the machine*

*Inserts duct tape*

That will fix it.

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