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Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 85746 times)

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Offline Zarconite

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #795 on: December 18, 2015, 11:16:39 PM »
Recieves a duct tape boat, Mythbusters style!

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #796 on: December 18, 2015, 11:19:17 PM »
*Recives baby buster the tiny crash test dummy*


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #797 on: December 18, 2015, 11:20:58 PM »
Receives (not very) french fries

Inserts the Eiffel tower
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #798 on: December 18, 2015, 11:22:54 PM »
*Receives leaning tower of piza*


*Inserts $2.50*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #799 on: December 18, 2015, 11:28:08 PM »
Receives 1 ¼ gallons of gasoline

Inserts fire
I think peanut butter is pretty cool.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #800 on: December 18, 2015, 11:31:12 PM »
*recieves a lit bomb*

*inserts a vending machine*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #801 on: December 18, 2015, 11:32:21 PM »
Receives a drink

Inserts a quarter pounder
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #802 on: December 18, 2015, 11:33:37 PM »
*Recives a big mack*

*Inserts the essence of communism*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #803 on: December 19, 2015, 04:04:43 AM »
* receives entire soviet union*



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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #804 on: December 19, 2015, 01:48:04 PM »
Receives a crate of beer


Inserts a crate of empty bottles


*hic*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #805 on: December 20, 2015, 01:30:33 AM »
*receives hipster cups*


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #806 on: December 20, 2015, 03:49:54 AM »
Presumes to get sucked inside and forced to marry a sentient pepsi



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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #807 on: December 20, 2015, 08:57:57 AM »
Dispenses Half-Life 3

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #808 on: December 20, 2015, 01:37:10 PM »
Receives Van Gogh


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #809 on: December 20, 2015, 11:01:44 PM »
You receive a temmie
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