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Offline Rho'Syn Ilwynog

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #855 on: January 05, 2016, 10:00:05 PM »
*gets paper back saying needs to be corrected*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #856 on: January 05, 2016, 10:02:26 PM »
*Receives a zombie*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #857 on: January 09, 2016, 03:37:05 AM »
*receives a fire flower*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #858 on: January 09, 2016, 09:26:48 AM »
You get a scarf

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #859 on: January 09, 2016, 03:02:52 PM »
Receives a collected a edition of nickelback



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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #860 on: January 09, 2016, 03:20:04 PM »
Recieves a minion named kevin

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #861 on: January 09, 2016, 05:38:05 PM »
Receives 7 terminal illnesses



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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #862 on: January 09, 2016, 08:35:38 PM »
Receives Jason Voorhees


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #863 on: January 11, 2016, 02:45:50 AM »
*receives earplugs*

*Inserts another vending machine*  :P

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #864 on: January 11, 2016, 02:51:10 AM »
[Receives all the snacks]

[Inserts The Clash]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #865 on: January 11, 2016, 02:55:38 AM »
*Recives a note saying that the machine will not tolerate the shoving of intelligent life into the coin slot*

(Well are talking the band right?)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #866 on: January 11, 2016, 02:57:03 AM »
[Receives last year's model]

Yes, The Clash band

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #867 on: January 11, 2016, 03:00:36 AM »
*Recives a guitar*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #868 on: January 11, 2016, 03:02:29 AM »
[Receives bullshit]

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #869 on: January 11, 2016, 03:05:16 AM »
XD )

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