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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #870 on: January 11, 2016, 03:08:18 AM »
( XD yes)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #871 on: January 11, 2016, 03:10:37 AM »
*Recives the essence of communism, and a mustache*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #872 on: January 11, 2016, 03:16:27 AM »
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« Reply #873 on: January 11, 2016, 03:21:27 AM »
*receives the conspiracy to end all conspiracies*

*Inserts RT*  ( :|  on the topic of conspiracy and government, let's add some propaganda!  :D )
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #874 on: January 11, 2016, 03:24:16 AM »
[Recieves a Russian news?]

Right?

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« Reply #875 on: January 11, 2016, 03:34:30 AM »
(RT is Russian state funded news that is broadcast in America. They are often accused  of spreading propaganda. They also have online news. *

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #876 on: January 13, 2016, 05:11:53 AM »
[Recieves your floofy tail]

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #877 on: January 13, 2016, 10:38:05 AM »
[You get the Cuban missle crises and you got lucky a second one dropped. The bay of pigs]

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #878 on: January 13, 2016, 04:08:34 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #879 on: January 13, 2016, 04:15:27 PM »
Receives millons of dollars

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #880 on: January 13, 2016, 04:17:33 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #881 on: January 13, 2016, 04:25:37 PM »
Recives another you.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #882 on: January 13, 2016, 04:26:42 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #883 on: January 13, 2016, 04:29:33 PM »
Recives a algebra class..


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #884 on: January 13, 2016, 04:30:53 PM »
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