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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #960 on: February 02, 2016, 12:46:13 PM »
Receives Matthäus, Lucius and Johannes.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #961 on: February 02, 2016, 06:16:37 PM »
receives the X-factor.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #962 on: February 02, 2016, 06:30:28 PM »
(uh, what?)
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #963 on: February 02, 2016, 06:40:51 PM »
Receives raw bass


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #964 on: February 02, 2016, 07:40:56 PM »
Receives fraction tax


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #965 on: February 02, 2016, 11:35:17 PM »
*recives some memory loss*

*inserts a box set for every season of star trek*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #966 on: February 03, 2016, 12:28:54 AM »
[receives the ultimate boredom]

[inserts Bernie Sanders]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #967 on: February 03, 2016, 12:31:35 AM »
*recives a burnt out, communist, moron who knows nothing about economics, forgien policy, or any other presidential affairs, yet is still running for president*

*Inserts Trump*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #968 on: February 03, 2016, 12:33:32 AM »
[receives someone that I agree with on a lot of issues]

[inserts Hillary Clinton]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #969 on: February 03, 2016, 12:36:18 AM »
(I feel Trump is the best candidate in the race... not saying much but he is okay)

*recives some classified emails*

*Inserts Justice Scalia*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #970 on: February 03, 2016, 12:38:25 AM »
[receives someone I don't know much about]

[inserts Bill Clinton]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #971 on: February 03, 2016, 12:42:14 AM »
*Recives a president that will look like a moracle worker in comparison with hillary if she is elected*

*Inserts Ben Carson*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #972 on: February 03, 2016, 12:43:54 AM »
[receives a brain surgeon]

[inserts Cruz]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #973 on: February 03, 2016, 12:47:03 AM »
*recives the Iowa caucus*

*Inserts President (or dictator... whatever you want to call him) Vladimir Putin*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #974 on: February 03, 2016, 12:48:46 AM »
[receives an actual world leader]

[inserts common core]

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