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Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 85792 times)

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Penguins@StanleyCup

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #975 on: February 03, 2016, 12:51:40 AM »
*recives a message from the machine reading " HOW DARE YOU HAVE THAT IN MY PRESENCE!*

*Inserts GLadOs*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #976 on: February 03, 2016, 12:52:56 AM »
[receives what?]

[inserts who]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #977 on: February 03, 2016, 12:54:33 AM »
*recives where?*

*inserts when?

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #978 on: February 03, 2016, 12:56:03 AM »
[receives now]

[inserts later]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #979 on: February 03, 2016, 12:57:02 AM »
*recives tardy slip*

*inserts a math problem that reads:

12÷0*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #980 on: February 03, 2016, 12:58:50 AM »
[cannot compute]

[inserts 12log5=?]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #981 on: February 03, 2016, 01:00:13 AM »
*duhhhhhh is it Pi?*

*inserts the entire Bismark*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #982 on: February 03, 2016, 01:00:53 AM »
[receives uh]

[inserts dug]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #983 on: February 03, 2016, 01:04:00 AM »
* recives dig (as in the game Dig-dug) *

*inserts arm*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #984 on: February 03, 2016, 01:07:49 AM »
[receives a leg]

[inserts Akim]
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #985 on: February 03, 2016, 01:10:03 AM »
*recives a note that reads:
"I quite like it in here. There is lots of pointless stuff, plus all my star trek movies! If you need me press A5 and insert a dollar"*

Inserts nothing, as he is in the machine

Penguins@StanleyCup

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #986 on: February 03, 2016, 03:16:29 AM »
*recives note:

That seemed like a colossal waste of effort.*


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #987 on: February 03, 2016, 07:30:57 AM »
Gets nothing (wut? :3)

Inserts a dime :3
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #988 on: February 03, 2016, 12:16:28 PM »
Receives rubber

Inserts a cheesecake with a note that says "to: Fwoofy"
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Oh woof

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #989 on: February 03, 2016, 01:20:47 PM »
Receives a tiny angry old lady with very colorful language.



Inserts a Garfield plushie.



 

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