The vending machine

[Farewell]

Receives bruises and scratches, but delicious chicken.
Inserts a history book

[Styxx Von Doom]

Gets Stalingrad

Manages to capture and insert war from darksiders

[Ara Av-Toa]

Receives pure hatred, bottled and well.


Inserts the root of all evil

[Rocco Rex]

Receives a very large bank account

Inserts dry ice

[Alistair]

Receives brick of sodium


Inserts empty soda can

[Rocco Rex]

Receives a recycling bin


Inserts a military helmet

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*recives a singular military boot*

*inserts oxygen*

[Rocco Rex]

Receives an old person gasping for air

Inserts a dummy grenade and runs

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*machine launches a real grenade in your direction*

*inserts a vending machine*

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*recives the Iwatch from apple*

*inserts a message reading "need cheat sheet for math test"*

[Rocco Rex]

*machine launches a real grenade in your direction*

Shooooooot! *takes cover and is too busy to insert or receive*

[Farewell]

*forcefully inserts rocco tail*

[Penguins@StanleyCup]

*vending machine adds a few more tails to rocco*

*inserts a cake*

[Rocco Rex]

Receives a cookie

*forcefully inserts rocco tail*

HEY! *looks at new tails* ...what!?! 
*forcefully shoves Zaida in and starts banging on the machine really fast*

[Farewell]

*recieves gore me~*
*inserts my blood*