Receives nuclear explosion
Impossible. Uranium has to be highly enriched to become weapons grade, and you must reach critical mass first, and you must have something to start the chain reaction, and it would take a LOT more weapons grade Uranium that just two pounds, and the two pounds I entered were natural ore, no where near weapons grade. And if you are talking am fusion bomb, you also need extreme temperature, and Plutonium is strongly recommended.
I just went on a technical rant about nuclear weapons that probably no one understood*facepaw* I'm crazy
Receives a bubble machine
Inserts my head (still attached to my body of course)