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Kip: Good Morning Furs, I'm Kip
Jane: And I'm Jane
Kip: Bringing you a shocking news story today
Jane: Just a few minutes ago, we received word that a monster tore up the town of Keeldale. A head count of those who managed to evaquate reveals that a whopping 82% of the inhabitants of that town ended up dying
Kip: We are on the line now with a 12 year old survivor
???: H-Hello?
Kip: Hey, care to tell us your name kiddo?
Ash: A-Ash...
Kip: I'm sorry to hear about what happened Ash, but can you describe the monster?
Ash: I-It had long claws... And it's teeth were razor sharp. It was a big as well, and was able to lift up a car. It's fur was black from head to toe, minus his hair being dark grey... That's all I saw...
Kip: Thank you Ash. We are terribly sorry for what happened earlier
*Ash was heard crying, before the line cut*
Jane: Terrible stuff... Police are looking into the beast to see where it's headed next, and we've been told to warn everybody that this monster will not hesitate to kill. If you see anything like it, call emergency services and evacuate the area immediately.
Kip: We'll be right back with a mother that gave birth to a two headed baby, right after the break...