(I like how this deafening tank cannon goes off and just... Nobody cares. It really is a Monday morning for these guys, I guess?)
The young man had barely tucked his phone back into his pocket when suddenly, something came sweeping, knocking his feet out from under him! Adrenaline guided his actions next, time for him seeming to slow to a crawl. Sent forward by the sweep, he reaches forward, hands planting into an improvised handstand, conserving his momentum, and with a push he flips the rest of the way in the air, landing down upon his feet, dropping down into a crouch to steady. Still, his momentum was cut, and his gaze turns to see what in the world he'd hit...