Conspiracy thread

[MrRazot]

Guys, I've finally figured out that the illuminati used the freemasons to make the matrix so the lizard people can hide their true identities while controlling the population through subliminal messaging and coca cola.

[Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy")]

NSA sees and registers your every step

[Angder]

These forums are almost dead, most of you are all just alternate accounts for Zarc.


And now I have said that, I will be assimilated into the Zarc collective.

THE SECRET MUST GET OUT!! 

[MrRazot]

But the secret was so glorious!

[Wolxikin]

Well that would explain why the coke bottles never have my name... 

Illuminati confirmed! ∆ 

[Zane the Fox]

Now I know everything.... and it horror

[kalan]

Donald trump is growing an army of toupes to take over the world

[Zane the Fox]

I thought that already being done?

[MrRazot]

The difference is that the toupees are actually terminators from the year 1999

[Cecilia Peromi]

I KNEW IT!

[Ryan Naismith]

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS, 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
(surprised it took this long for someone to say this)

[Wolxikin]

It was the reptiles I tell you, REPTILES!

[MrRazot]

9/11 happened in the USA when  planes crashed into 1 of the 2 twin towers
9/11 is the UK date for 9th of November
9th of November is 4 days after Guy Fawkes day where a terrorist tried to blow up the houses of parliment.
The USA broke up with the UK after a civil war that lasted 4 years.
After 9/11 the USA went to war with Iraq.
The Iraq war lasted 8 years.
1, 2, 4, 8, 9, 11
The sequence follows except 1 and the 8 only goes up by 1 then the patern continues.
9 and 2 change the patten.
9 minus 2 is 7 and 2 plus 2 is 4
7/4 4th of July
4th of July is celebrated with fireworks.
Fireworks originate in China
China is the most polluted country in the world and the pollution effects the USA through the weather.
Operation desert storm is an American  operation against the middle east.
Christianity started in the middle east.
Moses spoke to a burning bush that was actually god.
George Bush put America under fire politically.
George Bush is behind 9/11!

[Zane the Fox]

9/11 happened in the USA when  planes crashed into 1 of the 2 twin towers
9/11 is the UK date for 9th of November
9th of November is 4 days after Guy Fawkes day where a terrorist tried to blow up the houses of parliment.
The USA broke up with the UK after a civil war that lasted 4 years.
After 9/11 the USA went to war with Iraq.
The Iraq war lasted 8 years.
1, 2, 4, 8, 9, 11
The sequence follows except 1 and the 8 only goes up by 1 then the patern continues.
9 and 2 change the patten.
9 minus 2 is 7 and 2 plus 2 is 4
7/4 4th of July
4th of July is celebrated with fireworks.
Fireworks originate in China
China is the most polluted country in the world and the pollution effects the USA through the weather.
Operation desert storm is an American  operation against the middle east.
Christianity started in the middle east.
Moses spoke to a burning bush that was actually god.
George Bush put America under fire politically.
George Bush is behind 9/11!

information overload..
meltdown began in 5..4..3..2..####

White screen... *blib...blib.*

System reboot.

Have a nice day.

[MrRazot]

Wake up sheeple!