1,001 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[Fauxtrot]

(I'm sure we'll start seeing repeats, but whatever, it's all in the name of fun)

81. Straight up punch anyone in your immediate vicinity.
82. Find some Wal-Mart employee attire, stand at the door and greet every customer with "Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your $^%# and get out!"
83. CLIMB IN THE BALL PIT STACK THING DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
84. Chug the soda bottles in the isles without paying for them (I have always wanted to do this one).
85. MacGyver yourself a flamethrower with the aerosol cans and a long-reaching lighter. Test it on the clothes in the Kids department.

[Tarot]

86. Suggest that said Walmart be demolished and replaced with a Target.
87. Release deer into the Hunting section of the store.
88. Dress up as Elmo and began stalking children from amongst the clothing. Don't forget to eerily sing in a high-pitched voice and lurk near the guns.

[CrazyCat]

89. Take a bunch of diet coke bottles, open them, fill them with mentos, watch the fireworks
90. Protest Walmart's business practices (i.e. their low wages) while inside the store
91. Make an obstacle course out of the objects in the store and try to run through it in one of the bikes from the store section.
92. Dress up as a homeless person and ask the cashiers for change.
93. Start a food fight in the produce section (watch out for melons and pineapples).
94. Take ice cream from the frozen goods section and eat it while sobbing loudly and crying about how lonely you are.

[Wolxikin]

95: "Test" their fireworks, while in the store
96: Hide in a clothing rack and offer kids candy
97: Run around in the produce section making monkey noises and throwing your poop at people
98: Put yourself on the conveyor and try to buy yourself
99: Go in the store naked and try on the underwear

[kalan]

Going into walmart naked will not get you kicked out

[Wolxikin]

Why, have you tried? 

[kalan]

Check out people of walmart.com you'll see some interesting stuff 

[Wolxikin]

I know, but being buck naked is different, with every wrinkle out flapping in the wind... okay that's too far isn't it?

[kalan]

Ive seen just this side of naked

*shudders*

Some people should not wear speedos

[Wolxikin]

I feel like I've been offered a challenge.


I have the sudden urge to go to Wal-Mart naked now

[kalan]

For a second I was like I want pictures for proof but then I was like nevermind 

[Celestial_Dragon]

Ive seen just this side of naked

*shudders*

Some people should not wear speedos

Tony abbott 2016 for Aussie Prime Minister (sarcasm of course he sucks)

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[Farewell]

100. hunt shoppers with a butterfly net
101. Knock down shelves
102. Get in a fight
103. Act like you own the place

[Cheza]

104. Lie down and roll yourself up in a carpet. When people ask you what the hell you're doing, tell them that you're trying to access memories from your past life as a jelly roll.

[CrazyCat]

105. Burn an effigy of Sam Walton in the middle of the store