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Author Topic: The Furreal life!!  (Read 66618 times)

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Offline ¿ Jesse Pawman ?

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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1140 on: November 10, 2007, 03:12:20 AM »
He comes stumbling in with another person, but this time, he's so drunk, he couldn't tell the difference between a man and a woman, so he chose anyway, and he chose a man. He goes to his room, and pulls the guy with him.
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1141 on: November 10, 2007, 03:26:24 AM »
she whimmpers and licks the blood from her hand and continues thrashing her hand into the glass this time faster and with more force
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1142 on: November 10, 2007, 05:21:53 AM »
~offers Seth of he wants to play Guitar Hero III~

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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1143 on: November 10, 2007, 05:40:44 AM »
She collapses into the pile of glass and lays there blood seeping from the gashes on her hands and now on her face.
She just falls asleep in it.
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1144 on: November 11, 2007, 04:05:12 PM »
*stares in horror at the bloody mess*  :shcoked:

"HEY." Grabs Kabe
*rips his shirt to stop the bleeding*
"SOMEONE CALL 911
Posted on: November 11, 2007, 10:58:31 AM
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1145 on: November 11, 2007, 05:06:27 PM »
"stop eeeeeet im fine"
Kabe yawned and wipped her face off and started to cleans her fist off
"im fine"
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1146 on: November 11, 2007, 05:07:46 PM »
hey who are you? GUYS WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!! said raiden while seeing the wolf who hasnt seen before
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1147 on: November 11, 2007, 05:43:23 PM »
(( this is really neat you get to create your own snowflake! http://www.popularfront.com/snowdays/index.html?id=5018444))

He wakes up realized he's in the arms of another man. "Oh my gosh. Who the h*** are you?!!!"
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1148 on: November 11, 2007, 05:46:36 PM »
*looks around nervous*
Whoa chill out guys I just saw Kabe covered in blood I thought she was hurt.
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1149 on: November 11, 2007, 05:46:53 PM »
She took some cloth and wrapped it around her fist andd conitnued pounding the rest of the glass into dust
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1150 on: November 11, 2007, 05:49:55 PM »
He picks up the man by the arm, but the man says "Dude. I thought you WANTED  a stripper?" "No!!! I don't swing that way man. Get out of here!"
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1151 on: November 11, 2007, 07:41:11 PM »
~offers Seth of he wants to play Guitar Hero III~

((THATS RIGHT!!!!!))

"....OH YEAH!!" takes guitar

~back at hotel~

".....where is that job?......" he turns on the radio and the song "Music is Happiness" by Octopus Project begins playing

"...YES!!!...THATS the job i want!!!" he said,looking at a cooking career

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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1152 on: November 11, 2007, 09:38:09 PM »
-sighs and goes downstairs looking for some kind of stuff that'll stop the bleeding-
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1153 on: November 11, 2007, 09:56:19 PM »
ok, wolf guy... tell us youre name, and tell us why you came inside this house with out my brothers permission, he decides if you get in or not said raiden while he got his brother to where tranz is
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Re: The Furreal life!!
« Reply #1154 on: November 11, 2007, 10:01:29 PM »
"please just let him stay pweez"
Kabe covers her face with some bandages and gives raiden the puppy dog eyes
"pweez let him stay"
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