Drago, that is pretty bad advice. But I'm sure you know that.
i have made pretty good friends over fights..... Aussies are strange you should never ask them for advice
This right here is the truest thing I've seen about Australians, not very good advice outside downunder though but god damn thats true 
Advice and laws of Australia
In Australia we don't need guns, just give me a carton of Vb and a pack of Durries and you have a Bruce Willis kicking ass,
All Australians were things, its a law that every Aussie must have at least two thongs, and one must have the southern cross.
Never eat peanut butter and jelly, it became extinct when we migrated in the 18th century for a reason but if you want to know why, feel free to find out, and you must have life insurance....The bears don't leave survivors.
Never, i mean never put shrimp on the barbie.....or i or your neighbor will kill you
Always have a bit of gaytime, and don't be a idiot and suck, bit of the the thing, bits and all. i personally like the crusty, bit of coating
Australian's favourite pass time is watching plants wither and die, and we envy them that they can do it legally.
If you see a kanagroo in the city....you have had enough VB for today mate.
Always use the term mate....always
Milk is illegal, Aussies are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers
Bring plenty of water, we don't have paved roads half the time
City people aren't Australian half the time
Diesal engine, and if you bring anything other than a Manuel 4x Drive you will be laughed out as you are deported for safety hazard as people will be laughing at you to much and end up hurting themselves
Most Australians have never heard of perfume
You laughing Mate Red
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