Would you rather?

[Nishjin]

Paris. I speak worse German than French.

WYR be a security guard in FNaF for a night in real life, or Foxy for a week?

[Bricket]

I never played the series so I don't know what's worse.
But let's be the guard 
what can possibly go wrong?


WYR crash the economy or the enviroment?

[Nishjin]

Enconvirment!

Same Q

[Bricket]

They're both interconnected.
If you crash the economy you can do good business.
So let's crash that to make money.


WYR kill someone to save yourself or let you be killed and save someone you never have met and the person will never know you died for him

[Nishjin]

Hmmmm... Well, I'm going to list the pros and cons.

Pros of Killing: I don't die, It's only one death when like 5 thousand people die per day.
Cons of Killing: Killing is immoral, illegal, and I'll go to jail.
Pros of Death: Someone else doesn't die (but to them it would just be another day), I don't have to murder.
Cons of Death: I die...

I think I'd rather die.

Same Q? You can use my pros/cons list.

[Bricket]

Self preservation, the human nature.


WYR sit on the electric chair or jump out of a plane without a parachute?

[Nishjin]

Electric chair, you never said it was on.

WYR die quickly at 30, or slowly at 70?

[Bricket]

I also never said the plane would be flying.


Let's see: die fast at the age of 30 aka die as a hollywood star.
OR die slowly at 70 aka the cancer in my family...

Hollywood coke overdose here I come.


WYR be executed or do it yourself?

[Nishjin]

Well, in my belief, suicide is unforgivable.
So as long as they do a countdown, execution.
Sorry, Shia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

WYR trip down the stairs (about 50 stairs, a big staircase), or fall off a two story building?

[Bricket]

2 story building? that's 6m.
Seems pretty okay to me 


WYR be caught under a train or hit by a car going 60 MPH?

[Nishjin]

Toy train!

WYR be forced to find the loopholes of 50 WYRs, or pick a random one that actually affects you?

[Bricket]

Find one that affects me.

WYR be shot now through the head by a .44 OR be electrocuted by 15 amp.?

[Nishjin]

Shocked. I always found it more interesting to be shocked, I'm curious as to how it would affect me.

WYR get a shot that give every nerve a pain sense for 24 hours, or have Chinese water torture for 5 days?

[Bricket]

Nerve pain 


WYR drown in gasoline or be locked up in room with only helium in it

[Nishjin]

Helium, so I could hear my voice all high. Actually, the reason helium makes your voice high is because it's lighter than oxygen, if the whole room is filled with helium, you sound the same. Still, it'd be cool to feel the low pressure.

WYR high five someone you've always wanted to meet, or find $5?