In this game, you are only allowed to say one word per post. But because there is a 2 word per post min, your second word is "next".
EDIT: No, instead of saying next after one word, copy the previous post and add a word to the end.
Example:
1. Hello Mr Obama
2. Hello Mr Obama, maker,
3. Hello Mr. Obama, maker of
Your word has to be flush with the words before it, to create one, ongoing rant. I'll go first. Have fun!