I avoid gluten at all costs, I occasionally have Spanish rice because it comes with the food at Mexican restaurants, but other than that I will not eat the chips or anything else contributing wasteful calories.
I have been to a few funerals, but Twitter is an ongoing funeral I got bored of attending about 1 hour in the first time I looked at it. Another interesting funeral is people who continue to stream video games and do Let's Play videos. Eventually the companies making the games are going to ban them entirely because of money being given to these people for acquiring website traffic.