My brother when he barged into my room last morning: Here you are, sleeping like a baby... ^^ WITH A FRIGGIN' KITCHEN KNIFE IN YOUR BED!! D8
Me: Well, -why- do you think I'm sleeping like a baby?
Brother: *Silence*...Touché.
(Actually had a knife in my bed because I was eating kiwifruits last night and got too lazy to move stuff back to the kitchen when I was done xP)