Sega Dude: Hey you!
Dorkman McDorky: Who me?
Sega Dude: Yeah you! Why havent you bought a sega cd yet you some **censor** moron!??
Dorkman McDorky: Whaa?
Sega Dude: Well Sega does what nintendon't, so got a DVD player, err, sega cd or else we'll go over to your house and eat your dog and cut up your faace!
Dorkman McDorky: Oh man... Fine okay
Sega Dude: What are you doing!?
Dorkman McDorky: Buying the damn Sega CD bruh
Sega Dude: You can just buy it, you gotta invest in it and get the official sega tattoo on your ass!
Dorkman McDorky: Oh shit, well where do I do that?
Sega Dude: Well tune in next time dipshit and we'll tell you how!
Announcer: Now back to Barney and PBS kids.