*Mom watching "America's next Top model", the person who fell out has the same name as me IRL*
Mom: She looks pretty Russian, no wonder she didn't make. She should go to Russia instead, even her name would fit in. All Russians are named *my name*
Me: Something wrong with *my name*?
Mom:..No, of course not... You don't look.. Or maybe you do? Ever thought of moving to Russia?
Me: MOOOM!!!