The Random Thread

[Trixsie Vixen]

Last night I performed Dark Magic and summoned Asmodeus for a Vision of Prophecy.


And all I got was this lousy t-shirt

[MrRazot]

I'm reading a book on the way of a warrior

1.Do not think dishonestly.
2.The Way is in training.
3.Become acquainted with every art.
4.Know the Ways of professions.
5.Distinguish between gain and loss in worldly matters.
6.Develop intuitive judgement and understanding for everything.
7.Perceive those things which cannot be seen.
8.Pay attention even to trifles.
9.Do nothing which is of no use.

Totally nailing the 9th point.
Sitting all day watching TV and eating packets of crisps. Hell yeah!

[Grey]

My Sensei would have us repeat his Creed to us at the end of every session:

"Look after the wellbeing of the mind and body.

Show great respect for your fellow beings.

Be truthful and honest at all times.

Take full responsibility for your actions."

[✡]

I am a leaf in the wind, watch how I soar

[MrRazot]

*impales Kanga*

[✡]

NO POWER IN THE VERSE CAN STOP ME

[MrRazot]

Hands of blue? Two by Two?

[✡]

hey, don't make me have to give you a psychic  nosebleed

[MrRazot]

I only talked to them!

[✡]

Did I say you could talk to the prisoners?
...this one's still alive
(but maybe we should hire Jubal Early anyways...)

[MrRazot]

Men in black vs men in blue gloves
Fight!

[✡]

I'm sorry Captain Reynolds, we should have settled this as men.
Not with fire.

[MrRazot]

2 shiny 4 me

[✡]

foxaroos are the most shiny pokemon
you better believe it

[MrRazot]

No I won't believe it!
Gaben is the shiniest pokemon :O