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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106605 on: October 20, 2015, 07:49:19 PM »
weeatyourfetus.plannedparenthood

*inserting second word to meet the minimum*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106606 on: October 20, 2015, 07:51:07 PM »
*dies of shock in me pants*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106607 on: October 20, 2015, 07:52:59 PM »
So what's in your pants died, or you died while wearing your pants? That must have been an odd experience.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106608 on: October 20, 2015, 07:55:59 PM »
*hears in your pants*

Whats that now
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106609 on: October 20, 2015, 07:57:03 PM »
WeEatChildren.onion
Made my day.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106610 on: October 20, 2015, 07:59:11 PM »
I ordered a tail some time ago.
Me waiting for my package makes me inpatient.

Cool, who did you order your tail from?
Lemonbrat.com

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106611 on: October 20, 2015, 08:12:07 PM »
Is there anyone selling tails from real fur?

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106612 on: October 20, 2015, 08:18:11 PM »
Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Wha, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it, you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106613 on: October 20, 2015, 08:22:00 PM »
Is there anyone selling tails from real fur?
Yes but they are Indian things. Don't wear a real tail. That's cruel.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106614 on: October 20, 2015, 08:23:38 PM »
I'll post some song lyrics too  :3

"Wolf's Blood" ~ Misfits

You don't know what I've spoken to
While I've been gone
Know what I've gotta do and
You won't kill me
'Cause of my head

My blood feels wolfs blood
Pumping in my veins
When I feel like murdering a baby
And I feel my heart extend
And I feel my muscles break
And I feel my gums extend
And I know I'm not a man
And I still don't have my head

My blood, it's wolfs blood
Pumping in my veins
When I'm killing a five year old
And I feel my heart extend
And I feel my muscles break
And I feel my gums extend
And I know I'm not a man, oh

You don't know what I've spoken to
While I've been gone
You don't know what I've gotta do and
You won't kill me
'Cause of my head

My blood, it's wolfs blood
Pumping in my veins
When I'm killing a five year old
And I'm gonna take him up
To my house on a hill
I know why you're dead
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106615 on: October 20, 2015, 08:32:18 PM »
I have a real tail. Fake tails are still better tho since real tails are all floppy and stuff. Fakes have a lot more bounce to them and usually look better too.


Real tails are also usually banned from cons and stuff.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106616 on: October 20, 2015, 08:37:44 PM »
It's not like I'm walking alone into the valley of the shadow of death
Stand beside one another, 'cause it ain't over yet
I'd be willing to bet that if we don't back down
You and I will be the ones that are holding the Crown in the end
When it's over, we can say, "Well done"
But not yet, 'cause it's only begun
So, pick up, and follow me, we're the only ones
To fight this thing, until we've won
We drive on and don't look back
It doesn't mean we can't learn from our past
All the things that we mighta done wrong
We could've been doing this all along

Everybody, with your fists raised high
Let me hear your battle cry tonight
Stand beside, or step aside
We're on the frontline
And we'll be carrying on, until the day it doesn't matter anymore
Step aside, you forgot what this is for
We fight to live, we live to fight
And tonight, you'll hear my battle cry
We live our lives on the frontlines
We're not afraid of the fast times
These days have opened up my eyes
And now, I see where the threat lies

We've got to lead the way

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106617 on: October 20, 2015, 08:43:22 PM »
Real tail is cruel. Prove me wrong.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106618 on: October 20, 2015, 08:47:47 PM »
I have a real tail. Fake tails are still better tho since real tails are all floppy and stuff. Fakes have a lot more bounce to them and usually look better too.


Real tails are also usually banned from cons and stuff.

Why would they ban them? Real fur coats are like legal

You're are cruel Shiroku, do you realize how many living organism you kill with each breath?

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #106619 on: October 20, 2015, 08:48:59 PM »
Well if it comes from China, yes. Why is that? Well in the China they skin the animals alive in fur farms. Just Google "fur farm" to see what I'm talking about.

If I hunt an animal and kill it, I should be able to use whatever part of the body I want. Hunting is more humane than most of theses meat farms where beef, poultry, and pork come from anyways. 
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