I find it funny how people always have stories and such about their younger siblings always getting away with things and their parents always taking their side when I, the youngest of three, never got away with anything.
Me, "I can't do the dishes, I'm sick."
Older bro, "Skrub do the dishes"
Me, "but I'mmmm siiick, I'll infect you"
Bro, "No. Do the dishes."
Me, "mommy bro hit me!"
Mum, "Mhm that's nice"
Me, "mooooom!"
Mum, "then why are you talking to me? I'm not the one that hit you."
Me, *grumbles and goes somewhere else*