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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107415 on: October 31, 2015, 02:51:01 PM »
Name a few, Cecil
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107416 on: October 31, 2015, 02:53:02 PM »
Why was six afraid of seven?

It can't be, numbers aren't sentient


How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her


A horse walks into a bar

Several people leave seeing potential danger in the situation
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107417 on: October 31, 2015, 02:53:20 PM »
Wolxy pretty much said all the ones that I know.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107418 on: October 31, 2015, 02:55:05 PM »
What do you call a fish out of water?


Dead



*crickets chirp, I hide under the bed*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107419 on: October 31, 2015, 02:56:46 PM »
What do you call a terrorists wife?

Her name.


What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.


What did batman say to robin before they both got in the car?

Get in the car.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107420 on: October 31, 2015, 03:19:44 PM »
What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A CAB!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107421 on: October 31, 2015, 03:21:08 PM »
CCil pls

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107422 on: October 31, 2015, 03:30:28 PM »
Right now I'm wearing a sweater. It's comfy, I like sweaters.
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« Reply #107423 on: October 31, 2015, 03:35:37 PM »
Sweaters are noice
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« Reply #107424 on: October 31, 2015, 03:42:23 PM »
Hooray for sweater weather!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107425 on: October 31, 2015, 04:08:13 PM »
Miracast for the win
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« Reply #107426 on: October 31, 2015, 04:13:40 PM »
Miracast?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107427 on: October 31, 2015, 04:18:06 PM »
Miracast



WiFi Direct local video streaming, with up to 5.1 sound.
Every Android phone can do that.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107428 on: October 31, 2015, 04:19:20 PM »
I always feel like a cave man when I'm up here. Everyone plays some sort of game and are really tech savvy  XD
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #107429 on: October 31, 2015, 04:21:36 PM »
Do you even NFC?
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