The Random Thread

[Trixsie Vixen]

I wish I could bleat.  It would really freak out the local sheep.


Have I ever told the story of getting up for work early and as I left my house at 6 am the was a sheep standing at my front door?


I didn't have time to do anything about because I was catching a bus.  So we looked at each other and had this unspoken agreement that we'd each get on with whatever we were doing and pretend we never saw each other.


My weirdest sheep encounter.

[Polaris]

Oh really? That sounded like a one rather interesting encounter I might say! 


Perhaps it was trying to talk to you about the quality of the weather and the current geopolitical events occurring in the world at the moment?


Or just how good the grass tastes... Who knows?

[Trixsie Vixen]

You know what would be funny?  A sheep with hay-fever. 

[Polaris]

What's so funny about that? I am a sheep with a hay-fever and all I can eat is just salad! 

[Trixsie Vixen]

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you

[Brisky]

My dad once jokingly entered a sheep pen near the coast. One sheep started looking at him, and doing, like, that thing with the hoof when he is about to charge. But he sorta just bowed front over and stared at the sheep, and then it suddenly ran away...

I think he's a wizard...

[Cheza]

A sheep tried to assassinate me once when I was but a pure innocent little woofling >->
Completely unprovoked too!

[Brisky]

I hate sheep... And horses...

Although, is it double standard to say that I hate horses but love horsemeat sausage? My grandma always made me sandwiches with them while I was little...

[Polaris]

You hate sheep? Well, I hate Challenger tanks! 

[Brisky]

But, you're not a sheep? Right?

Wha... This is confusing...

SHEEP ARE CONFUSING! I'M SORRY!!!

[Cheza]

My experiences have left my opinion of sheep rather negative, I'm afraid.
Sure, most have been nice, but some just seem like they want to murder you for absolutely no reason at all >->'


Seriously, trying to headbutt a defenceless little girl down a hill?
One who's so small, even a sheep look big in comparison?


Someone, who's done nothing but nice things for all the sheep?
Helping them reach the branches that were too high up for them to get to on their own?
The one who would bring random tasty treats?
Who would pet the sheep and never once tried to shoo them away, even if they were trampling the flowerbeds?




This could have been the magical era of putting the ancient woof/sheep rivalry to rest once and for all!
But nope, literal back-stabbing (or actually it was a back-headbutting) betrayal was my reward! >:C





I TRUSTED YOU!!!! ALL OF YOU!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
THERE WAS NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE!!
*Overly dramatical pose*


That said, I'm still willing to give sheep a chance. To let bygones be bygones. Another chance to make peace.


But please forgive me if I ever turn down an offer to go look at the view from atop a cliff/mountain/building/other random high place. >->'
It's nothing personal.

[Polaris]

*Freezes on his spot for a good moment in fear after Cheza bringing the fury of the Red Mountain in her voice*


Uuummm... Hehe... Alrighty?? E-even though I've never head butted anyone down to their demise from the top of a hill, but I try not to cause any problems here for anyone!! I promise! Hehe...


*Smiles sheepishly*


P-perhaps I should get to bed now! It's getting quite late and I need my beauty sleep! I swear I'm not gonna ram any folk down to a ravine in my dreams either!! 


See you folk around later...

[Cheza]

That's awesome to hear! :D
Keep up the amazing work of not head-butting people down high places! =^-^=
And goodnight!


*Bounces around while throwing happy cherry blossoms all over the place*

[Trixsie Vixen]

*swaying with feeling*


♫ All we are say-ing, is give sheep a chance ♫
♫ All we are say-ing, is give sheep a chance ♫

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* puts a top hat on everyone *