The Random Thread

[Trixsie Vixen]

It's funny you should mention the Muppets.  They have had a variety of Big Bad Wolves and that's what most canine fursuits make me think of.


Especially the purple one...

[Cheza]

Kermit the frog is the only exception.
Kinda >->


I guess my fears stem from that one (and only) VHS-tape of the muppets we had when I was a kid.


It was one of the official compilation tapes called "Gonzo presents muppet weird stuff"
The Swedish name (translated straight back to English) is "Gonzo's horror-collection"
So I have this feeling it wasn't just me who was creeped out and mentally scarred for the rest of my life by it.


In fact, after a while my grandparents refused to let me watch it because they knew I'd only end up getting upset xP
I should ask them if I can has watch it next time I go for a visit... >->




Durrsuits don't scare me tho. Those are hilarious.
Granted, I've never seen one in the wild, but in picture form on the internet they tend to cause more laughs than tears.

[Brisky]

Well, I know what my favourite fursuit is!



Just look at that friendly, cutie face! Just tell me you've seen a better expression of pure hatred!

[Trixsie Vixen]

OMG Durrsuits...


That is gonna be a keyword in my next 400 Google searches.


I don't think I can adequately express my love of the Muppets.  But if you want to see Gonzo at the top of his game, I recommend the Muppet Christmas Carol.


This guy is pretty freaky though.

[Brisky]

I always thought this "Mupped" was rather terrifying... Like, more terrifying than it was meant it be...

That may have been because I was 8... But nontheless...

Nowadays, nothing scares me more that good 'ol 80's 240 rounds belt-fed revolver... That shit has just got to be NFA!

Except giant vixen eating B-52 bombers for breackfast...

[Polaris]

As much as I'd hate to break it to you all, none of those compare to the horror of Morso... A character from a finnish children's show shown here on TV once upon a time...





That face is the face of pure horror... I still keep getting nightmarish vibes off from just looking at that creature's face... 

[Trixsie Vixen]

Awwww, Audrey II is just a sweet-heart 


That's one of my favourite musicals.  Did you know the director of the film was frank Oz, the dude who performs Miss Piggy, Bert, Fozzie and Yoda?


Nothing really scares a vixen (B52 eating or otherwise) but I have to confess this freaks me out a bit.

[Cheza]

Finnish.
Children's show.
Horror.


THE GROKE!

[Polaris]

The Groke... A creature who's mere presence gives me chill every time I see it... Even as an adult... 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHyR8kD2Uuw

[Brisky]

Yeah, that'd never make it past Dutch authorities on age rating...

Such a shame...

[Polaris]

Okay, enough of creepy puppets! How about sum dancin' birbs everyone? 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LENywaDydWg

[Trixsie Vixen]

It weird isn't it, the Groke seems to have traumatised generations of Fins


And yet he goes to the US and they rename him Grimace and make him flip burgers for a clown.


Which is really more terrifying?


Also, for Cheza.

[Brisky]

What about a Jackdaw playing with a Frenchwoman?

Will that compliment your infinite demand for birbs?

[Cheza]

Apparently there's a multi-language compilation of that one scene where the Groke speaks.
WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53ZcjYqkVms




....And to balance things out:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Pv4c4Qz9w



That Jabberwocky-thing was actually on that dreaded VHS-tape xP
I rarely made it that far tho since Hugga-wugga was in the way.

[Trixsie Vixen]

Creepy af


I loved Hugga Wugga, in fact to this day when I hear You Are My Sunshine is throw that in


Most people don't get the reference though


Token birb